How to be clumsy

By Sandra Teo

1. Drop things/ almost drop things. Make sure you hold stuff as if they are coated with a layer of extra slippery oil, cause anytime they might just slip out of your hands. Which would happen quite often.
2. Trip over everything. This includes plant stems sticking out, your own feet, and tripping over nothing

I don't want to be clumsy but I just can't get out of this. Falling down, breaking things, dropping things and hurting myself. This is too much. Plus I can't hide the fact that I tripped/ fell/ was clumsy.